I love reading Midlife Crisis’s blog but I totally adore her for this:

34. Summer Or Winter?
Summer. I have no fucking idea why I am in a state that borders the Great Lakes. There are only nine places on the planet that have lake effects snow and Cleveland happens to be one of them. If you have never experienced this shit, you have to before you die. It is some bullshit. First of fucking all, it snows everyday in this bitch. From Thanksgiving to May. That’s right, May. Fuck what you heard. Not only that, but if you happen to live in the snow belt (Guess what lucky bitch lives there, folks?) it can literally be a raging blizzard going on and a half a mile away, be springtime. Seriously. I have no idea why I’m here.

Oh, a woman after my own heart. This is so true. I am trying to prepare for this winter. I don’t have much time left.

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